American Headlines
Violent black hole outburst accused of disobeying the natural order of the cosmos
Oppressive gray cloud cover over the city dashes holiday shopping spirits on park avenue
Hideous comet in Virgo frightens gentle cattle grazing on Dallas grassy knoll
Hurricanes whip and punish harmless marshes and bogs along Mississippi coast
Dim moon light prevents hikers from seeing their way clearly to Mount Everest base camp - 97th scaling of iconic peak scrapped for now
Marianas Trench suspected of harboring unknown aquatic creatures with bug eyes seeking Hollywood exposure or at least a mini-series on netflux.tv
Sun's murderous death rays blocked by protective atmosphere once again - we're so lucky to be alive given the unprecedented and unrelenting attacks by this vicious, violent ball of fire that lacks a moral compass
Howling winds continue to disturb the sleeping patterns of normal people who live in Sleepy Hollow
The rings of Saturn keep playing cat and mouse games with astronomers as they tilt in and out of focus due to Saturn's axis following the strict equations of motion laid out by at guy named Johann Sebastian Kepler
Five tons of goose down feathers weigh as much as 5 tons of ice - how is that possible!!! Because some facts are just facts - like the facts around the climate crisis are just facts. Burn coal, gas and oil and the temperature world-wide rises. It's a one to one relationship. 1:1
1 Peter 2
7 Unto you therefore which believe he is precious: but unto them which be
disobedient, the stone which the builders disallowed, the same is made the head
of the corner,
8 And a stone of stumbling, and a rock of offence, even to them which stumble
at the word, being disobedient: whereunto also they were appointed.
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Astronomers describe a violent black hole outburst that provides new insight into galaxy cluster evolution Billions of years ago...
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